I’m 97 Sure You Don't Like Me Tee

Absolutely! Here's a witty, confident, and SEO-optimized product description for the women's statement t-shirt "I’m 97% Sure You Don't Like Me", written in a bold yet relatable tone:

Description:

You’ve got a sixth sense for fake smiles and passive-aggressive vibes—and you're not here to play pretend. The “I’m 97% Sure You Don’t Like Me” t-shirt is for the woman who sees right through the nonsense and isn’t afraid to call it like she feels it.

Whether it’s a coworker’s forced small talk, a backhanded compliment, or just that one person who can’t quite hide their energy, this tee says what you’ve been thinking—but with a whole lot of style. It's sarcastic, self-aware, and just enough shade to keep things interesting.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric and designed with a relaxed fit, this shirt is perfect for casual wear, uncomfortable family gatherings, or any time you want to wear your unbothered energy on your sleeve (or your chest).

Product Highlights:

• Soft cotton-blend fabric that keeps you cool—even when the tension’s hot

• Relaxed, flattering fit made for everyday confidence

• Bold message that blends humor with just a touch of “don’t test me”

• Great gift for the brutally honest, socially intuitive, or charmingly blunt friend in your life

Because you’re not rude—you’re just really good at reading the room.

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