People Who Are Late Are Often Happier Than Tee

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Description:

People who are late are often happier than... well, that depends on who’s waiting. This t-shirt is for the woman who runs on her own time, shows up fashionably (and unapologetically) late, and still manages to light up the room the moment she walks in.

It’s playful, a little rebellious, and totally relatable for anyone who’s ever underestimated how long it actually takes to “leave in five.” Because hey—maybe being late just means you took your time, avoided the stress, and chose vibes over punctuality.

Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit, this tee is perfect for brunches that start at noon (but you roll in at 12:17), laid-back weekends, or any moment where your timeline doesn’t match the world’s—and you’re totally fine with that.

Product Highlights:

• Soft cotton-blend fabric made for comfort, not the clock

• Relaxed fit ideal for easygoing style and “I’ll be there soon” energy

• Clever, open-ended message that sparks laughs and knowing nods

• A fun gift for the perpetually late friend—or a self-aware addition to your own wardrobe

Because being on time is optional—but showing up with good vibes is not.

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