10 Funny cross stitch patterns PDF. Snarky quote. Rude cross stitch. Easy modern cross stitch. Flower wreath, border

10 Bestsellers - Funny & Snarky cross stitch patterns bundle:

1 )PER MY LAST EMAIL
♥ Size: 137w X 140h sts, 14 ct, 10" X 10" (26w X 26h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 6 DMC colors

2) Adulting
Fucking bullshit, would not recommend.
♥ Size: 105w X 90h sts, 14 ct, 7 1/2" X 6 1/2" (18w X 16h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 6 DMC colors

3) Try not to murder anyone today
♥ Size: 122w X 118h sts, 14 ct, 8 2/3" X 8 1/2" (21w X 20h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 6 DMC colors

4)COFFEE because murder is wrong
♥ Size: 137w X 140h sts, 14 ct, 9" X 9" (24w X 24h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 11 DMC colors

5)I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
♥ Size: 130w X 145h sts, 14 ct, 9.5" X 10.5" (23w X 27h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 12 DMC colors

6)Fuck Around And Find Out
♥ Size: 124w X 126h sts, 14 ct, 9" X 9" (24w X 24h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 9 DMC colors

7)Please Don't Summon Demons in the Bathroom
♥ Size: 133w X 137h sts, 14 ct, 10" X 10" (26w X 26h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 10 DMC colors

8)My Housekeeping Style is Best Described As
There appears to have been a Struggle
♥ Size: 153w X 117h sts, 14 ct, 11" X 8.5" (28w X 22h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 10 DMC colors

9) WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU GIVES YOU UNHEALTHY COPING MECHANISMS AND A DARK SENSE OF HUMOR
♥ Size: 133w X 133h sts, 14 ct, 9.5" X 9.5" (25w X 25h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 9 DMC colors

10)Some people need to start appreciating the effort I put into not becoming a serial killer
♥ Size: 133w X 161h sts, 14 ct, 9 1/2" X 11 1/2" (24w X 29h cm)
♥ full cross, 2 or 3 threads, 13 DMC colors

The Snarky cross stitch patterns, PDF instant download, easy-to-follow, sarcastic quote, adult embroidery
YOUR ORDER INCLUDES 2 ZIPP files, which contain for each pattern - PDFs with the high-quality symbol chart (PATTERN KEEPER & Markup R-XP compatibility):
Color symbol chart in two sizes:
- a single page for comfortably using from a tablet or mobile
- 4 separated pages ready to print with color symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage
Black and white symbol chart in 4 separated pages ready to print with symbol legend, small sample, DMC floss list, approx. skeins usage

***This Listing is a charted cross-stitch pattern.
The digital PDF file is instantly available for download following purchase.
The finished cross stitch shown in the photos is for demonstration purposes only***