Diddly Squat; Pigs Might Fly

Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly – Another Hilarious Helping from Jeremy Clarkson

A third bestselling dose of farmyard mayhem from everyone’s favorite wellie-wearing, tractor-driving, would-be farmer—Jeremy Clarkson.

"Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud" – Daily Telegraph
"Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches" – Time Out

After three years on Diddly Squat Farm, Jeremy Clarkson has learned one undeniable truth about farming: whatever you expect to happen, won’t.

His latest bright ideas—whether it's launching a business empire based on rewilding and nettle soup or expanding his farm—are met with either bureaucratic roadblocks, Kaleb’s eye-rolls, or Lisa’s skepticism. Meanwhile, Cheerful Charlie keeps smiling—probably because he charges by the hour.

But while the paperwork piles up, the animals are thriving. A rented bull named Break-Heart Maestro is keeping the cows happy, the pigs are turning a profit, and the goats… well, they might just be psychopaths.

Yet, despite the daily chaos, there’s always a reason for optimism.
After all, where else can you harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner?

Maybe, just maybe, it’s not only Break-Heart Maestro who gets a happy ending...

Readers Love Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

⭐ "Another hilarious book from Jeremy. My only complaint? It's too short! Hoping another one is already in the works."
⭐ "I love the show, I love the books—funny, insightful, and a real eye-opener about how tough farming is."
⭐ "Witty, laugh-out-loud, but with moments of depth and seriousness. Another fantastic read."
⭐ "Loved it—quickest book I've ever read. Can’t wait for the next Clarkson adventure!"