My Bosy Knows How Old I Am But My Mind Refuses To Believe It Tee
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Description:
Your knees crack, your back talks back, and you’ve got a favorite heating pad—but mentally? You’re still 25 and unstoppable. The “My Body Knows How Old I Am But My Mind Refuses To Believe It” t-shirt is for the woman who’s aging on paper but still living like she missed the memo.
It’s the perfect blend of honesty and humor—because yes, you now make sound effects every time you sit down, but you also still dance in the kitchen, laugh until it hurts, and occasionally forget you’re not as invincible as you used to be. And honestly? That mindset is half the magic.
Made from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed fit, this tee is ideal for everyday wear—whether you're powering through your to-do list, embracing your inner child, or recovering from doing something your body warned you not to.
Product Highlights:
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Soft cotton-blend fabric that keeps you comfy while your joints disagree
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Relaxed fit for easy movement and all-day wear
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Hilarious, heartfelt message that perfectly captures the mind-body disconnect
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A thoughtful gift for birthdays, reunions, or anyone gracefully defying the aging process
Because growing older is inevitable—but growing up is totally optional.
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Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |